swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

glittermorgue:

moon—cunt:

this should be published in a book of poetry

glittermorgue:

moon—cunt:

this should be published in a book of poetry

kawaiisharkarts:

zero 2 hero just like THAT

skyl0rd:

Ain’t that the truth.

skyl0rd:

Ain’t that the truth.

perchu:

sorry jesse

perchu:

sorry jesse